I refuse to be Ken and have to drive that goddamn pink RV! The high heels and halters never fit that bitch! Below is an exhaustive list of the other artists and artisans showcasing their creations alongside Lad Named Felix at Handmade Market Chicago, October 9th (that's 9 days away, hoors).

Auviana - handmade jewelry and accessories Bean & The Sprout - vintage fabrics and jewelry to create headbands, necklaces, and cuffs Bliss Stones - semi-precious stone necklaces; known to bring positive energy, good luck and bliss Damsel in this Dress - cool stuff for women who don't need to be rescued. purses, totes, messenger bags, and more. Darquestone - baby play mats, pillows, bags, etc.
Do Bats Eat Cats - one-of-a-kind gothic, chainmaille and Victorian inspired jewelry Frosted Creations - ceramic drink coasters, fun aprons for women and kids, letterpress cards and tags, and soaps Jewelry by Jennifer - jewelry styles using natural stones, shell, coral, crystal, opal, and sterling silver findings and chain Lad Named Felix - The sexiest bitch in the place (this text might differ from the text at Handmade Chicago's website) LuDesigns - jewelry; natural materals such as gemstones, seashells, pearls Mohawk Made - custom jewelry, hand designed and crafted from genuine stones, shells & sterling silver Nerfect - original artwork, buttons, stickers, and t-shirts Poetisa's Palette - soap, lotion, body butter, body scrubs, massage candles and lip balm Previously - vintage reproduction women's accessories UnADORN - vintage inspired; sterling silver jewelry, flower hairclips and headbands Urbex Archaeology - jewelry from recycled post-industrial found objects, mostly metals
Handmade Market Chicago, as you can see, offers so much variety and a plethora of points of view. I can't explain how excited I am to be counted amongst the exclusive ranks of these artists. I feel like we should all get decoder rings or something. The secret answer is "LNF Roolz the Skool!" Who'd have known!?
I'm hunkering down at Table 13, near the back left. You'll recognize my presence by the tasteful white displays and flattering lighting choices. A bitch can't look washed out, you know? Check out Handmade Market Chicago's website for the location details and a map. Leave a comment if you plan on being there - who knows...it may get you a discount. OH SNAP.