A massive thank you to my girl April Winchell over at Regretsy for this sparkling gem. If you're an artist on Etsy who has lost sales because of their complete lack of perspective and total abandonment of the handmade culture they purport to uphold, you'll love this. And Etsy is laughing, too, as they take our money and build their hipster staff another Tweet-room out of old phone booth parts and crocheted tea cozies, while sellers suffer from a lack of customer support and indeed, anything remotely resembling what Etsy tell us they're doing "for us". The fuckery seems never-ending, and yet they have us by the balls because, really - who the hell shops on Artfire?
What is Lad Named Felix?
Jewelry is a state of mind. Lad Named Felix seeks to unite the mundane with the extraordinary by creating bold pieces inspired by pop culture, vintage quirk, and timeless style. High-quality materials, industrial and precious metals, gemstones, crystal, and glass play alongside unique found components where it's all peppered with sarcasm, modern edge, and a sharp wit to manifest jewelry that does more than just hang around your neck. Make a statement. Be uncommon. Be eccentric. Be sparkly.
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Uncommon. Eccentric. Sparkly.
"LNF is an incredible designer. Great communication and prompt shipment. He was able to create a one-of-a-kind piece for a gift and I will definitely be purchasing from him in the future. THANK YOU! ~K.L.
Be bold.
"Received this elegant little dream in the mail today, and couldn't be happier with the product, the service, or the warm fuzzy feeling I'll get each time I wear it! Thanks so much!" ~T.H.
Exercise your right to glam.
"Every time I wear my LNF pieces I receive random compliments. They're stylish, unique, eye-catching, envy-goading, just for you pieces you can't get at the mall. They're high fashion and they're affordable. So, every time I get one of those compliments, I hand them the Lad's card like it's a whispered secret for unique glamorous people... because it kind of is." ~D.F.
Love the Lad like the Lad loves you.
"I'm in awe of my LNF pieces, and I'm not the only one. Add to that the fact that the Lad provides immaculate customer service and fast shipping (and that he's a total cutie), and it's easy to see why so many people are hooked." ~B.P.
Showing posts with label fuckery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuckery. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
30 DoP #15 - "Naughty or Nice?"
Fuck!
It's like a big shiny bow on any sentence.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Melty, gooey, salty blog goodness
My quest for genius blogs has attracted many devoted LNF fans. So what if I spend a major portion of my workday clicking and refreshing dozens of sites offering the best everyday commentaries the web has to offer. AT LEAST ITS NOT A SMOKE BREAK. Judge that, haters.
Root: Underground Food is no exception; indeed, it's now a gem in my sexy tiara of internet deliciousness. Do yourself a favor - close the window on your midget clown porn, set your AIM to "BIZZAY" (you know what? just uninstall that whole mess. when's the last time you encountered someone interesting there?), and pile up your virtual plate with a heapin' helpin' of smart-ass cooking fuckery. My thanks to the inimitable Carol Mjoseth for the link - she, with her sassy Fluevogs and enormous vegetable garden, gets me.
Root: Underground Food is no exception; indeed, it's now a gem in my sexy tiara of internet deliciousness. Do yourself a favor - close the window on your midget clown porn, set your AIM to "BIZZAY" (you know what? just uninstall that whole mess. when's the last time you encountered someone interesting there?), and pile up your virtual plate with a heapin' helpin' of smart-ass cooking fuckery. My thanks to the inimitable Carol Mjoseth for the link - she, with her sassy Fluevogs and enormous vegetable garden, gets me.
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