LNF Haiku Contest!

Haikus are easy. Can you count to 5, then 7, then 5 again? Okay, you’re in. It’s easy: write a few haikus about Lad Named Felix, and submit them by posting them to LNF’s Facebook wall. Pick any subject – NOTHING is off limits. Make them funny, make them sappy, make them so terrible that the world will love them. It works for AT&T, so why can’t it work for you?

A few examples:

How many gallons

Of cheap raspberry vodka

Would kill a monkey?

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

In deep sleep, hear sound:

Cat vomit, hairball, somewhere...

Will find in morning.

Voting takes place HERE, as a poll, the morning of November 1. Sneaky-peeks of the prize(s?) will be revealed whenever I damn well feel like. GO!